mockney / mok-nee / adj. the blatant affectation of Cockney mannerisms and speech (etym.: contraction, Mock Cockney) typically in the mistaken belief that this behavior will impart an air of down-to-earth likeability and charm, and by doing so act to at least partially disguise how much of a twat you really are.
Also, by association
- riding a stupid moped in a manner likely to incite road rage
- selling your soul to a supermarket chain, and subsequently featuring in television advertisements sufficiently numerous and irritating so as to cause complete loss of sphincter control in unprotected viewers
- being in a well-publicised but still not-very-famous-because-actually-they're-shit band
- having a fat tongue
RaymondSpigot - 13 Jan 2003
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