The Great Prawn Who Heralds Ragnarok, Time of Ice and Fire is coming. He comes to Consume the Sun and plunge the Earth into Eternal Darkness. Half of the days will become night, and the other half will become that annoying dark overcast look when there are a lot of clouds blocking the sun. And it is foretold, The Coming of the Great Prawn will be a time of Confusion, Doubt and Uncertainty. And of Blundering Around Not Really Being Able To See Anything, also. When the Great Prawn goes chompity chomp, and your headless neck goes bleedity bleed, there will be no saviour, nor any prophet that can save your soul. There is only one hope, and the source of that hope lies in the Genuinely Real Apocrypha.Beware The Coming of The Great Prawn, and also the Waxing Power of His Minions, for they Mass Their Decapod Legions in preparation for the Final Battle That Brings The End Of The World. For it is written, in the Last Hours they will Rise Up and Overrun The Earth, trampling all beneath the Crusteacean Onslaught. Beware the Coming of The Great Prawn, Who Heralds Ragnarok, Time of Ice and Fire. Look to the skies, for our only hope lies in vigilance. The day of reckoning is upon us, our days are numbered. Literally. With numbers, and everything.The Coming of The Great Prawn threatens us all. I know this to be so, for I am The One True Prophet. The Word must be spread to all corners of the Earth. Check out terrifying translations of these DoomLadenProphecies. Take a moment to become wary of the evil attempts of the Great Prawn to bless you with his curse -- always exercise vigilance in waiting for the coming of the Great Prawn. For it is written. The portents are manifest. And everything.
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